May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
