How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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