Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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