Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
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