question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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