Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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