talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
No more Irish car bombs ever.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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