Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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