But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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