Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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