I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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