I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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