so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
