That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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