I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I am available for nakedness
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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