Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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