They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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