So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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