the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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