I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
