I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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