He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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