so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
"it" just moved
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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