Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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