It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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