I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
