I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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