tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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