yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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