Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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