Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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