Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
how does that bad decision feel?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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