watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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