he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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