So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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