We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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