I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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