My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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