That's intense
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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