He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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