We're facebook friends in real life
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
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