This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Randomize
