sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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