The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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