i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
