Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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