There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
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