He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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