barbara walters just said penis...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
