My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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