Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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