i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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